David Jura likes You Can't Do That On Television and he thinks that there wouldn't be a Seinfeld if there wasn't a YCDTOT. Seriously. And if there was without, then it would have been more like Home Improvement. But since there was with, then you know that Moose grew up to be Elaine and Alasdair grew up to be Jerry and David Jura will let you figure out all of the other characters because David Jura is kind like that. And DJ, as David Jura likes to call himself when he is feeling particularly entitled, DJ would like you to know that without YCDTOT there wouldn't be a Curb Your Enthusiasm either. And DJ (David Jura, in case you've already forgotten) also would like you to know that Larry David, the writer of both Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, was once a cast member on YCDTOT. Little known fact. But David Jura knows a lot of Little Known Facts. He even knows some Little Known Facts that aren't in fact Little Known Facts. Some people call them lies, but David Jura calls those people who call him a liar unimaginative. And unimaginative people might do well not to read the blog that David Jura writes, the one that you are reading right now, the one called What Does David Jura Like?
David Jura likes the intro to True Blood. David Jura thinks it is the best intro to a show ever. He thinks it is about 1000x better than the show it is intro-ing! In fact, David Jura thinks it would be a better use of time to just watch the intro to True Blood 1000 times than watch a single drop of the show True Blood even once. And David Jura says that even though he thinks Eric is the best vampire ever and Sookie and Bill can suck it.
David Jura likes 'Fishing with John' though David Jura has never fished with John. Perhaps David Jura should say that he likes watching 'Fishing with John' instead? But then, why would he do that when he can just type that same phrase into this blog entry here. David Jura is not sure, but just to be sure, he says "David Jura likes watching Fishing with John" out loud. Just now. He said that just now.
