Using Nature As His Own Personal Toilet

 

It could be a blog post, a love poem, or maybe just his signature but David Jura just really likes it when other people write things for David Jura so that David Jura doesn't have to. Not that David Jura is lazy, he just has a lot of MW3 that needs playing. So David Jura thanks Steve Berry for taking time away from Steve Berry's own MW3 playing to write about what David Jura likes:

David Jura likes using nature as his own personal toilet. The sky's the limit when it comes to selecting a spot for the elimination of David Jura's bodily waste. David Jura uses trees, bushes, bodies of water, alleyways behind 7-11s, or even the sky itself. He would use outer space if he could but as has been previously estabished, the sky is the limit. 

You know when you feel that sudden spot of warmth in the pool? That's 100% fresh squeezed David Jura right there. Even if David Jura is not in the same pool that you are in, there is still David Jura's P in that OOL. And there is P OOP on David Jura's jogging route. Because sometimes nature calls, and when nature calls, David Jura likes to answer nature in the only way he knows how: with an unapologetic expellation of bodily waste.